omg want

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 02/28/2018 at 09:41 • Filed to: None

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So much luxury for the money. Pearl white paint, sunroof, heated leather seats, decent sound system, power memory seats for driver and passenger, two-zone auto HVAC, auto-leveling suspension, the softest suspension today’s kids have never experienced because even luxury cars have to handle for some reason, and a supercharged 3800 series II. That’s a reasonable price if its condition in person matches how it looks in that one single picture. I’d do it in a heartbeat if I could talk the guy down to $3000 but a bunch of sudden medical bills mean that I’m stuck with the Jag for now, which is amusing because the Jag has an exhaust leak right where the big rust hole in the floor is, which I’m sure is great for my health.

WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 09:50

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Murdersofa II?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > WilliamsSW 02/28/2018 at 09:51

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Murdersofa II: The Boosted Pimpening

WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 09:51

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This needs to happen

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 09:58

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Haha my friend has one of these. It is a deeply silly car. The speedo is in Times New Roman (or a similar serif typeface) and it really freaks me out.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2018 at 10:02

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Have you driven a modified one? They can quickly go from “silly” to “downright ridiculous”

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > WilliamsSW 02/28/2018 at 10:04

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Yeah. Bummer about the medical expenses. I rarely see these in good condition, they’re usually beat to hell.

Long-Voyager > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 10:17

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I love these cars.

Fun, Comfortable, and dead reliable.

WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 10:18

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Medical expenses are always a painful thing - first, having the treatments sucks, then the bills suck too. Hope that goes away soon!

diplodicus > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 10:27

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Also train horn!

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 10:57

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That would be awesome! No, sadly his is doing the slow death march to the junk yard via deferred maintenance.

Klaus Schmoll > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 11:28

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I’ll give it three months until you rattle can it flat black fro whatever reason.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 12:13

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This is identical to my grandpa’s old car that I learned to drive on only his was a blue ‘04. And had 100,000 fewer miles at least

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Klaus Schmoll 02/28/2018 at 14:07

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Hell nah. Pearl white is the bomb.

Klaus Schmoll > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/28/2018 at 14:21

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Give it time.